vvorldwideweb:

i found a picture that literally describes me and my life perfectly

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gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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ugly:

stability:

ugly:

my nipples keep getting hard and idk why

that just means ur pregnant brett (:

oh…my…..god HOW am i going to tell my mom

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